Till you’re blue in the face


Yesterday on my return home train trip, a couple of women had a very public disagreement over the sitting arrangement. They shared a double seat bench and obviously found each other’s company uncomfortable. Lots of name calling and reciting from pig’s Latin filled the air. If you would listen to them the gist of the argument narrowed to one too big handbag and one too big bum. They argued for good 20 minutes until one of them reached her destination and simply left the train carriage.